Shopping

We went to Hobby Lobby a couple of weeks after Christmas. There were still a couple of sad Christmas aisles, mostly barren and lonely.

That's where we saw the Happy Santa Frog:



I can't believe no one bought the Happy Santa Frog for their tree. No one ever gives the Happy Santa Frog any love. You heartless people make the Happy Santa Frog sad.

Then we walked by the greeting cards. Now, I know that this happened because some customer put a card in the wrong spot. Still, I got a big kick out of this:



"Dearest Friend: Get well soon. God's bulldozer needs you."