Look at that alarm... it's less than 5 feet from my head. If that alarm ever actually goes off, I will wet the underside of my desk.
Honestly, I don't need a fire alarm. Just show a panicy person the smoke and let them run around screaming for a few minutes. I'll get the message.
Of course, I might choose to mock the alarmist, rather than flee. He'd be shouting "FIRE!", and I'd run along beside him shouting, "EARTH! WIND!".
It's probably best to just let me burn.
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