Metal Tubing

Recently some guys came into our office to replace the fire alarms and sprinkler system.

Functionally, this meant that I had a guy on a ladder over my desk with his head up in the ceiling. He was rubbing metal tubes. A lot. He really seemed to enjoy his job.

WHEEE!hoo WHEEE!hoo WHEEE!hoo WHEEE!hoo WHEEE!hoo WHEEE!hoo WHEEE!hoo ...

He paused and panted. "Do you need some privacy?", I asked, trying not to make eye contact.

"No," he confided, grinning. "I like having an audience."

His smile was kinda creepy, so I hid in the break room until he went away.