Funkmaster Flex

Funkmaster gives you wiiiiiiiings....

LadyPatsFan came by to tell me about the car they almost bought.

They were car shopping and came across a used "Funkmaster Flex" Ford Expedition. I was instantly hooked. "Funkmaster"? Could it get any better than driving car named "Funkmaster"?

LadyPatsFan's description of the car was hilarious, but I completely lost it on her description of the car's logo. "F M F, with the first F backwards so it looks like wings..."

I wiped tears away and said, "I was beginning to think there was no more beauty in this messed-up world of ours."

Maarek pondered, "I wonder if any other washed-up old-school rappers have limited edition car models out there."

P-Ziddy's suggestion: The Vanilla Ice Exclusive Gremlin

I suggested he do a search for "MC Hammer" and "Dodge."

Maarek also suggested that I get a picture of me standing in front of a Funkmaster so that people could Photoshop it. OoRah replied, "Why would you even *need* to Photoshop it?"

By the end of the conversation everybody seemed pretty shocked that I wasn't running out to get one. Granted it would be hilarious, but I usually prefer a (much) less expensive punchline. :)