I turned on a local talk radio station to get a weather report, and they were playing clips of recent Charlie Sheen interviews. It ended, naturally, when Charlie shouted "WINNING!" at an interviewer.
Isn't it obvious?
1) Charlie Sheen is an idiot.
2) If a proven idiot can artificially boost his confidence and self-worth with a one-word catch-phrase, why can't I? If it works for him, it should work at least double for me.
OK, OK... maybe it'll work 1.3 times as well for me. Let's not quibble over the details.
Anyway, I've picked my arbitrary one-word confidence-boosting catch phrase. Are you ready for it? You skipped over the title of this post, right?
I've got dorkblood!
That's right, baby. Busted-up hinder? It's all good, I'm just DORKING! High gas prices? DORKING! Found another gray hair? DORKING!
You have no idea how awesome it is to be me. I'm DORKING, and you're not.
This is gonna be a good week.
DORKING!
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