Everybody stand on one leg!
Blow something up!
Have some badly pixelated hats!
Of course, when making a resolution, it's important to be specific with your goals. Naturally, I have decided to ignore this advice and take a swing at "vague".
Therefore, my resolution is...
Never anything less. Always something more.
Just now, I got chills reading that. I'm sure you did too, but hands off! This is *my* New Year's Resolution! Get your own!
More of anything is, by definition, better. More bowls of Cheetos. More brands of deodorant. More bags of lawn clippings. More!
I will be enjoying my year of "something more". I hope you all enjoy your year of "whatever".
Tune in next year for my 2012 Resolution: Never anything less. Always something more. Voyage of the Dawn Treader.
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