At the office, we were having a conversation about nicknames. Somebody mentioned how rough childhood nicknames could be. Big Dawg said, "The last time I told somebody a childhood nickname of mine, they started using it. Never again."
It's not a good nickname unless it brings you shame
I nodded and agreed. "You should never pass up an opportunity to nickname somebody." To illustrate my point, I gestured toward Big Dawg and said: "Gladys."
Everybody laughed and Big Dawg admitted, "That's not as bad as the names from childhood."
If anyone reading this knew Big Dawg when he was a kid... I have to know. Please.
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Sippie Cups
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He was thrilled when the package came. He pulled out the orange "sipper" lid with delight, but the next item wasn't orange. It was pink.
It was a pink tumbler, with the Missouri Tigers logo on it. It had somebody else's initials on the back.
When he described the atrocity to me and OoRah, I couldn't help but grin. "So you're saying that you bought an over-priced pink sippie-cup?"
OoRah (father with several girls) piled on. "Pink sippie cups? I've got a whole pile of those back home you can have."
Big Dawg turned him down, but I'm still kinda considering it. I could drink my coffee from a pink sippie cup. It would be interesting to see how people react to that. :)
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