Code Hard

This *is* my good shirt

I saw a note from a customer the other day. This happens all the time, of course, but this one stood out to me because of the customer's name.

"John McClane."

Yippee-ki-yay, baby. Aw yeah! I'm no expert, but I think this means I get to shoot anybody I want as long as I'm witty.

'tis the season

I printed the customer's note and then wrote on it with a red Sharpie, "Now I have a machine gun. Ho-Ho-Ho." Then I hung it in the nearby freight elevator.

I'm in love!

I considered asking OoRah to dress up as Santa and sit in the elevator next to the note, but I figured he'd decline since there was no actual gun-play involved.

By the way, did you know you can order "Now I have a machine gun..." mugs from Cafe Press?

Yeah, I'm pretty easy to shop for. :)