Yeah, I'm taking the easy way out today.
See ya next year!
See ya next year!
Friday, 31 December 2010
Wednesday, 29 December 2010
Teddy
P-Ziddy made it to the top of my "nice" list this year with an unexpected gift. I call him "Theodor" (Teddy).
I offered to pay him back by being his humble man-servant for a day, but P-Ziddy wisely refused. I figure I would either fail magnificently and cause injury, or I'd be embarrassingly good at it. Either way, it was safer that I stay home and swoon with Teddy.
P-Ziddy only asked one question about the big moment... "Was LadyPatsFan there when you opened the present?"
"Of course not," I replied.
"Excellent."
Angry Monkey
Web Ninja drew a most excellent "Angry Monkey" picture. He snuck into my office and tacked it up in my cubical. (click into it for more detail, if you like)
He's holding a "Pessimists' Mug". Excellent.
The next day was even more excellent, though. He started calling people in my office, asking "Has Jeff seen his picture yet? Has he? HAS HE?"
The suspense was apparently getting to him.
I decided that if he broke down and called me, I was going to pretend I hadn't seen the picture yet. I even considered the idea of pretending I didn't know him.
"Have we met?"
"You're that horrible guy who dated my sister, aren't you?"
"I'm sure I'd remember somebody as wacked-out as you."
"You obviously don't know me... I don't even *like* monkeys."
Sadly, he never called me to ask.
P-Ziddy made it to the top of my "nice" list this year with an unexpected gift. I call him "Theodor" (Teddy).I offered to pay him back by being his humble man-servant for a day, but P-Ziddy wisely refused. I figure I would either fail magnificently and cause injury, or I'd be embarrassingly good at it. Either way, it was safer that I stay home and swoon with Teddy.
P-Ziddy only asked one question about the big moment... "Was LadyPatsFan there when you opened the present?"
"Of course not," I replied.
"Excellent."
Angry Monkey
Web Ninja drew a most excellent "Angry Monkey" picture. He snuck into my office and tacked it up in my cubical. (click into it for more detail, if you like)
He's holding a "Pessimists' Mug". Excellent.
The next day was even more excellent, though. He started calling people in my office, asking "Has Jeff seen his picture yet? Has he? HAS HE?"
The suspense was apparently getting to him.
I decided that if he broke down and called me, I was going to pretend I hadn't seen the picture yet. I even considered the idea of pretending I didn't know him.
"Have we met?"
"You're that horrible guy who dated my sister, aren't you?"
"I'm sure I'd remember somebody as wacked-out as you."
"You obviously don't know me... I don't even *like* monkeys."
Sadly, he never called me to ask.
Monday, 27 December 2010
And I can prove it.
I bet *you* didn't get a huge coffee mug shaped like a toilet. Admit it. You're jealous. And it gets EVEN BETTER.
I also got a "regular" over-sized coffee mug.
That sucker holds 4 cups of coffee. It's as heavy as I am. *AW YEAH*
I also got a good story. During Christmas lunch my niece (8 years old) said, "Uncle Jeff will you sit by me?" As I sat down she pointed at the seats on her other side. "Mom will sit here and Dad will sit next to her."
My grandmother wandered over and sat in the "Dad" spot. Niece wrinkled her nose a bit and then grinned. "Mom will sit here and Dad will sit next to you," she improvised.
My grandfather wandered over and looked at the "Mom" spot. "Can I sit here?" he said. My niece shook her head side to side. Grandpa laughed and sat down anyway. "Don't worry," he said, "I don't bite."
"Don't worry," I added. "If he does bite, I'll protect you. Actually, no I won't." Niece looked at me like I was crazy (I get that a lot). She was clearly annoyed.
Her mom / My sister sat down next to me. Niece leaned across me to taddle. "Mom, Great-Grampa said that he might bite and Uncle Jeff said he wouldn't protect me."
I grinned and spoke to her. "It's OK, this is just how civilized people behave."
I got a "Eat Poopie And Die" glare. "You're not related to me."
'Tis the season to be kicked out of the family!
I bet *you* didn't get a huge coffee mug shaped like a toilet. Admit it. You're jealous. And it gets EVEN BETTER.
I also got a "regular" over-sized coffee mug.
That sucker holds 4 cups of coffee. It's as heavy as I am. *AW YEAH*
I also got a good story. During Christmas lunch my niece (8 years old) said, "Uncle Jeff will you sit by me?" As I sat down she pointed at the seats on her other side. "Mom will sit here and Dad will sit next to her."
My grandmother wandered over and sat in the "Dad" spot. Niece wrinkled her nose a bit and then grinned. "Mom will sit here and Dad will sit next to you," she improvised.
My grandfather wandered over and looked at the "Mom" spot. "Can I sit here?" he said. My niece shook her head side to side. Grandpa laughed and sat down anyway. "Don't worry," he said, "I don't bite."
"Don't worry," I added. "If he does bite, I'll protect you. Actually, no I won't." Niece looked at me like I was crazy (I get that a lot). She was clearly annoyed.
Her mom / My sister sat down next to me. Niece leaned across me to taddle. "Mom, Great-Grampa said that he might bite and Uncle Jeff said he wouldn't protect me."
I grinned and spoke to her. "It's OK, this is just how civilized people behave."
I got a "Eat Poopie And Die" glare. "You're not related to me."
'Tis the season to be kicked out of the family!
Friday, 24 December 2010
So, I first saw this picture without any context... (click for full-size)
Eventually I saw the comments from my "Dawn Treadin'" blog post. Hurtful!
Even so, I can't complain. I'm a Captain! It's all good.
I hope you're not reading this on the day it was published, by the way. :)
Merry Christmas, all!
Eventually I saw the comments from my "Dawn Treadin'" blog post. Hurtful!
Even so, I can't complain. I'm a Captain! It's all good.
I hope you're not reading this on the day it was published, by the way. :)
Merry Christmas, all!
Wednesday, 22 December 2010
The "Office Christmas Party" is always good for a laugh. We had our annual Dirty Santa gift exchange, which was dominated by tools this year.
Seriously, there were at least 4 different tool sets being passed around. There was also a tool tote/storage bag that a couple of guys wrestled over. I guess it's not a real man's tool bag unless it's got blood on it.
Somebody commented that the little numbered slips we drew looked like fortune cookie innards. It reminded me of an old story... Once at a Chinese place with a group of co-workers from the Bad Place, I was called upon to read my fortune cookie to the whole table.
I looked at my slip and said, "You will die alone and afraid, secure in the knowledge that no one ever loved you... aw, I *always* get that one."
There were a couple of obvious DVD movies among the Dirty Santa presents. While one was being opened I pretended I could already see the title. "Oh!... Eat, Pray, Love!" The guy opening it brightened up quite a bit when he saw that it was actually Iron Man 2.
The funniest gift by far was the Bacon Gift Sack. The guy pulled out a little card that read, "There are 5 bacon-related items in this sack!" He pulled out bacon-ranch dressing, bacon lip balm, and bacon soda. I don't remember all the bacon-items in there, but I do remember that once he got them all out, there were six.
I couldn't help myself. I shouted, "There are at least five and perhaps as many as FOURTEEN bacon-related items in this sack!"
I'm such a pain. I don't think they're going to let me back next year.
Seriously, there were at least 4 different tool sets being passed around. There was also a tool tote/storage bag that a couple of guys wrestled over. I guess it's not a real man's tool bag unless it's got blood on it.
"You will blog about this"
I looked at my slip and said, "You will die alone and afraid, secure in the knowledge that no one ever loved you... aw, I *always* get that one."
There were a couple of obvious DVD movies among the Dirty Santa presents. While one was being opened I pretended I could already see the title. "Oh!... Eat, Pray, Love!" The guy opening it brightened up quite a bit when he saw that it was actually Iron Man 2.
Good for what ails ya
I couldn't help myself. I shouted, "There are at least five and perhaps as many as FOURTEEN bacon-related items in this sack!"
I'm such a pain. I don't think they're going to let me back next year.
Monday, 20 December 2010
Last Thursday my wife and I attended a Trans-Siberian Orchestra Concert. Orchestra, Theater, and Rock n' roll... it was great.
The guitarists were beautiful long-haired men in tuxedos. The stage lights were intense. The volume was thunderous. And virtually all of the "stage-front" folks stood bow-legged.
I shall demonstrate.
The narrator and singers stood with a slight V, like they were afraid of being knocked over by a stiff breeze.
Invisible Microphone!
The violinist stood as if one leg was broken and she was being electrocuted.
Invisible Violin!
Most of the guitarists stood bow-legged, like they were riding a horse.
Invisible Guitar!
The alpha-male guitarist did the same, but with a wider stance. It looked like he was trying to ride a brontosaurus.
Invisible Brontosaurus!
By the way, if you feel the need to Photoshop any of these pics, feel free. :) Just click into them for larger versions.
The guitarists were beautiful long-haired men in tuxedos. The stage lights were intense. The volume was thunderous. And virtually all of the "stage-front" folks stood bow-legged.
I shall demonstrate.
The narrator and singers stood with a slight V, like they were afraid of being knocked over by a stiff breeze.
Invisible Microphone!
The violinist stood as if one leg was broken and she was being electrocuted.
Invisible Violin!
Most of the guitarists stood bow-legged, like they were riding a horse.
Invisible Guitar!
The alpha-male guitarist did the same, but with a wider stance. It looked like he was trying to ride a brontosaurus.
Invisible Brontosaurus!
By the way, if you feel the need to Photoshop any of these pics, feel free. :) Just click into them for larger versions.
Friday, 17 December 2010
My wife and I saw Naria: Voyage of the Dawn Treader last weekend.It's a pretty good movie by any measure. It also has, as far as I can tell, the coolest sequel name *ever*.
Seriously... before I figured out that "Dawn Treader" was a boat, I had no idea what the title was talking about. It sounds cool while conveying no meaning whatsoever.
Any movie would benefit from having "Voyage of the Dawn Treader" as its Sequel title. Just consider:
GhostBusters 3: Voyage of the Dawn Treader.
Admit it. It works. It doesn't mean anything, but it *works*.
Even More Jaws: Voyage of the Dawn Treader.
This voyage will end badly. I went with "even more" because I have no idea how many sequels Jaws has, nor do I care enough to look it up.
But my favorite...
Attack of the 50 Foot Woman Part 2: Voyage of the Dawn Treader.
Admit it. You'd pay money to watch this baby on the big screen. I know I would.
Wednesday, 15 December 2010
You Can't Choose Your Nickname
At the office, we were having a conversation about nicknames. Somebody mentioned how rough childhood nicknames could be. Big Dawg said, "The last time I told somebody a childhood nickname of mine, they started using it. Never again."
Somebody else asked where the nicknames come from on my blog. Web Ninja said, "You don't get to choose your nickname. You're at Jeff's mercy."
I nodded and agreed. "You should never pass up an opportunity to nickname somebody." To illustrate my point, I gestured toward Big Dawg and said: "Gladys."
Everybody laughed and Big Dawg admitted, "That's not as bad as the names from childhood."
If anyone reading this knew Big Dawg when he was a kid... I have to know. Please.
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Sippie Cups
Big Dawg ordered a "customized insulated tumbler"... it's a double-walled drinking glass with the Oklahoma State University logo on the front and his name on the back.
He was thrilled when the package came. He pulled out the orange "sipper" lid with delight, but the next item wasn't orange. It was pink.
It was a pink tumbler, with the Missouri Tigers logo on it. It had somebody else's initials on the back.
When he described the atrocity to me and OoRah, I couldn't help but grin. "So you're saying that you bought an over-priced pink sippie-cup?"
OoRah (father with several girls) piled on. "Pink sippie cups? I've got a whole pile of those back home you can have."
Big Dawg turned him down, but I'm still kinda considering it. I could drink my coffee from a pink sippie cup. It would be interesting to see how people react to that. :)
At the office, we were having a conversation about nicknames. Somebody mentioned how rough childhood nicknames could be. Big Dawg said, "The last time I told somebody a childhood nickname of mine, they started using it. Never again."
It's not a good nickname unless it brings you shame
I nodded and agreed. "You should never pass up an opportunity to nickname somebody." To illustrate my point, I gestured toward Big Dawg and said: "Gladys."
Everybody laughed and Big Dawg admitted, "That's not as bad as the names from childhood."
If anyone reading this knew Big Dawg when he was a kid... I have to know. Please.
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Sippie Cups
Insert humorous caption here
He was thrilled when the package came. He pulled out the orange "sipper" lid with delight, but the next item wasn't orange. It was pink.
It was a pink tumbler, with the Missouri Tigers logo on it. It had somebody else's initials on the back.
When he described the atrocity to me and OoRah, I couldn't help but grin. "So you're saying that you bought an over-priced pink sippie-cup?"
OoRah (father with several girls) piled on. "Pink sippie cups? I've got a whole pile of those back home you can have."
Big Dawg turned him down, but I'm still kinda considering it. I could drink my coffee from a pink sippie cup. It would be interesting to see how people react to that. :)
Monday, 13 December 2010
Web Ninja came by my desk a last week and opened himself up for ridicule.
"Hey Jeff," he said. "I was wondering if you could give me some advice."
"Sure," I happily replied. "I think you should get a haircut. You look like a punk."
Web Ninja's mouth fell open. It took a few seconds, but he eventually managed to make a small "... wha? ..." sound.
OoRah (standing nearby) laughed. Web Ninja looked at him. "Come on, ..." he pleaded.
OoRah just grinned. "You *did* ask for advice."
I piled on. "Yeah, you really should have been specific."
People rarely come to me more than once for advice. This is, of course, all according to my plan.
"Hey Jeff," he said. "I was wondering if you could give me some advice."
You're just jealous.
Web Ninja's mouth fell open. It took a few seconds, but he eventually managed to make a small "... wha? ..." sound.
OoRah (standing nearby) laughed. Web Ninja looked at him. "Come on, ..." he pleaded.
OoRah just grinned. "You *did* ask for advice."
I piled on. "Yeah, you really should have been specific."
People rarely come to me more than once for advice. This is, of course, all according to my plan.
Friday, 10 December 2010
This *is* my good shirt
"John McClane."
Yippee-ki-yay, baby. Aw yeah! I'm no expert, but I think this means I get to shoot anybody I want as long as I'm witty.
'tis the season
I'm in love!
By the way, did you know you can order "Now I have a machine gun..." mugs from Cafe Press?
Yeah, I'm pretty easy to shop for. :)
Wednesday, 8 December 2010
I has a grumpy
We had a chirping incident at around 2:30 AM last week. We changed all the batteries but the stupid things kept chirping. I had a cold, it was the middle of the dang night, and replacing batteries didn't work. It was infuriating.
Finally, we (falsely) identified one of the detectors as defective and ripped it off the wall. The chirping stopped.
Two mornings later, the chirping started again.
You didn't think I'd use a Civil War pic here, did you?
I learned something valuable during that angry, angry morning. Something that I will not soon forget.
I learned that we also have a carbon monoxide detector.
*sigh*
They hate me
One of these days, one of these life-saving alarm whizzers is going to be the death of me.
Monday, 6 December 2010
My wife found a local weekly contest / drawing on one of our Facebook groups. We entered the contest a couple of times and got REALLY excited when we saw a previous week's winner get a Snuggie!
You might recall, I won a Snuggie last year...
We knew it was unlikely that we'd win, and even more unlikely that a Snuggie would be given out each week. But when my wife announced *she* won the weekly contest, I have to admit that visions of a second Snuggie were dancing in my head.
"What did we win?", I asked. I was pretty jazz'ed.
"We won an M&M's dispenser." I prompted switched from jazz to blues n' funk.
Granted, this little guy is pretty cute.
But we already have a few of these things.
That doesn't count the 1 (or two) still in packages unopened, plus the one I have on my desk at work, and the several we've thrown out over the years.
I strongly suspect we'll end up with another couple of these things for Christmas, possibly including a duplicate of our new little elf guy.
I guess you can never have too many.
You might recall, I won a Snuggie last year...
It's the blanket with AWESOME
We knew it was unlikely that we'd win, and even more unlikely that a Snuggie would be given out each week. But when my wife announced *she* won the weekly contest, I have to admit that visions of a second Snuggie were dancing in my head.
"What did we win?", I asked. I was pretty jazz'ed.
"We won an M&M's dispenser." I prompted switched from jazz to blues n' funk.
Granted, this little guy is pretty cute.
I'm here to claim your soul! Ha!
But we already have a few of these things.
The new guy's wearing tights! *Now* it's a party!
That doesn't count the 1 (or two) still in packages unopened, plus the one I have on my desk at work, and the several we've thrown out over the years.
I strongly suspect we'll end up with another couple of these things for Christmas, possibly including a duplicate of our new little elf guy.
I guess you can never have too many.
Friday, 3 December 2010
I was looking at this label, and a thought hit me...
"Original Flavor". It's bean dip, for crying out loud. What other flavors could there be?
Ah, chicken-flavored bean dip. Makes my stomach do a nifty little lurch. And then there's...
I might actually try a bacon-flavored bean dip. Not sure I'd *like* it, but I'd probably try it.
Aaaaaannnd there went the appetite.
"Salmon"? Um. Interesting choice.
Balsa wood. Solid, but more or less chewy.
Cilantro? Nice.
All I can say about "Squid Ink" is, at least it's not...
"Old Banana Surprise". Horrifyingly awesome.
"Original Flavor". It's bean dip, for crying out loud. What other flavors could there be?
Ah, chicken-flavored bean dip. Makes my stomach do a nifty little lurch. And then there's...
I might actually try a bacon-flavored bean dip. Not sure I'd *like* it, but I'd probably try it.
Aaaaaannnd there went the appetite.
"Salmon"? Um. Interesting choice.
Balsa wood. Solid, but more or less chewy.
Cilantro? Nice.
All I can say about "Squid Ink" is, at least it's not...
"Old Banana Surprise". Horrifyingly awesome.
Wednesday, 1 December 2010
Check snopes.com for delivery date
We bought a package and was told that he'd come back in two weeks to deliver.
About 4 weeks into our popcorn vigil my wife and I decided to come to terms with reality. There would be no popcorn. Our dreams had been forgotten, our desires would be denied. We cried ourselves to sleep that night. Outside, angels wept for us.
Last week, the doorbell rang. It was the Negligent Boy Scout's mom, and she had our popcorn. My wife grilled her. "Why did it take so long? Don't you live in this neighborhood?"
"Well, we used to." "You moved?" "Yeah, we sold everybody around here a bunch of poop and then we hit the road."
We haven't tried our popcorn yet. We're a little afraid of the flavor.
Monday, 29 November 2010
We visited my sister for Thanksgiving. My Niece (8 years old) grabbed my hand. "Uncle Jeff, come look!"
She dragged me over to the wall of family photos and started pointing. "This one's no good," she explained. She was pointing at a picture of her older brother.
"This one's no good, too." Now she was pointing at a picture of her younger brother. Her finger drifted over to a picture of herself. "This one is good."
The pattern thus established, she continued to work her way through the pictures. "This one's bad. This one is really bad. This one is nice. This one has got to go. This one needs to go. This one is pretty."
She pointed to a picture of her parents. "This one has GOT to GO!", she shouted, grinning.
I glanced back at my sister. She was laughing, but had a semi-horrified look on her face.
Niece worked her way through about 15 pictures, most of which were "bad". She finished with a picture of herself, saying "...and this one is good!"
It was my moment. I looked at her and said, "Have you ever considered that *you* might be the problem?"
"Aw, Uncle Jeff!" Niece rolled her eyes at me and ran away, giggling.
My sister was holding her sides and trying not to fall over laughing. "Yes!," she gasped. "Yes!, it's her! Trust me! It's her! She's the problem!"
I'm glad we were able to establish blame... it's the first step toward healing. :)
She dragged me over to the wall of family photos and started pointing. "This one's no good," she explained. She was pointing at a picture of her older brother.
I couldn't resist
The pattern thus established, she continued to work her way through the pictures. "This one's bad. This one is really bad. This one is nice. This one has got to go. This one needs to go. This one is pretty."
She pointed to a picture of her parents. "This one has GOT to GO!", she shouted, grinning.
I glanced back at my sister. She was laughing, but had a semi-horrified look on her face.
There's more than one problem here
It was my moment. I looked at her and said, "Have you ever considered that *you* might be the problem?"
"Aw, Uncle Jeff!" Niece rolled her eyes at me and ran away, giggling.
My sister was holding her sides and trying not to fall over laughing. "Yes!," she gasped. "Yes!, it's her! Trust me! It's her! She's the problem!"
I'm glad we were able to establish blame... it's the first step toward healing. :)
Thursday, 25 November 2010
Wednesday, 24 November 2010
I was walking out of the office a few days ago when I heard two building maintenance guys talking. I only heard part of the conversation as they walked by. What I heard was perplexing.
"Yes, please."
"Watch your language."
Both guys were just talking, not shouting. They didn't sound angry, but they weren't joking, either.
I have no idea how "Yes, please" could provoke that kind of a response.
I could understand if his phrase had ended with, "... AND your mother!" My mind can fill in *those* gaps.
Mental Note: Building Maintenance folk are offended by common courtesy. Next time I ask one for something I'll have to slap his face and defile his tool belt.
"Yes, please."
"Watch your language."
Both guys were just talking, not shouting. They didn't sound angry, but they weren't joking, either.
I have no idea how "Yes, please" could provoke that kind of a response.
I could understand if his phrase had ended with, "... AND your mother!" My mind can fill in *those* gaps.
Mental Note: Building Maintenance folk are offended by common courtesy. Next time I ask one for something I'll have to slap his face and defile his tool belt.
Monday, 22 November 2010
The freight elevator near my desk is a constant source of background noise. Most of the time it's pretty easy to ignore, but every now and then we hear something new.
Last week there was a roar from the freight elevator. I'm going to guess that it was human, but it's hard to say for sure. It sounded like a cross between Animal and Chewbacca. It was so loud that Big Dawg heard it through his headphones.
"What was that?", he asked. I gave it my best guess. "I think there's a wookie in the freight elevator."
Big Dawg chuckled. "Did he injure himself in there?"
"I hope so," I replied. "If that thing's not injured we're all in trouble."
P-Ziddy suggested I hang a sign near the elevator:
"Wookie taming in progress."
"Please keep all arms attached to your body."
"For your safety, please maintain a distance of three blocks."
That got me thinking. What kind of crazy group would try to tame a wookie? Wookie Tamers United, of course. And from that, this silly little logo was born.
Naturally, every member of WTU would have an injury. It comes with the territory.
Last week there was a roar from the freight elevator. I'm going to guess that it was human, but it's hard to say for sure. It sounded like a cross between Animal and Chewbacca. It was so loud that Big Dawg heard it through his headphones."What was that?", he asked. I gave it my best guess. "I think there's a wookie in the freight elevator."
Big Dawg chuckled. "Did he injure himself in there?"
"I hope so," I replied. "If that thing's not injured we're all in trouble."
P-Ziddy suggested I hang a sign near the elevator:
"Wookie taming in progress."
"Please keep all arms attached to your body."
"For your safety, please maintain a distance of three blocks."
That got me thinking. What kind of crazy group would try to tame a wookie? Wookie Tamers United, of course. And from that, this silly little logo was born.
Naturally, every member of WTU would have an injury. It comes with the territory.
Friday, 19 November 2010
From the email archive: (#16 is my favorite, but #10 is a close second)
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1) You answer the door before people knock
2) You ski uphill
3) You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse
4) You’re the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don’t even work there.
5) You can type sixty words per minutes…with your feet.
6) You can jump-start your car without cables
7) You buy half and half by the barrel
8) You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee
9) You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it’s not plugged in.
10) Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
11) You’ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers
12) Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
13) You think instant coffee takes too long.
14) You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
15) Your birthday is a national holiday in Brasil.
16) You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
17) You can thread a sewing machine while it’s running.
18) You help your dog chase its tail.
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Bonus!
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1) You answer the door before people knock
2) You ski uphill
3) You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse
4) You’re the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don’t even work there.
5) You can type sixty words per minutes…with your feet.
6) You can jump-start your car without cables
7) You buy half and half by the barrel
8) You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee
9) You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it’s not plugged in.
10) Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
11) You’ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers
12) Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
13) You think instant coffee takes too long.
14) You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
15) Your birthday is a national holiday in Brasil.
16) You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
17) You can thread a sewing machine while it’s running.
18) You help your dog chase its tail.
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Bonus!
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