Big Dawg got a new phone and was showing it off. "Check out the default 'Text' sound!", he gleefully shouted. He pushed a button and his phone whistled."And it does THIS and it does THAT and it does ..." Big Dawg chattered on for a long time. Nice phone, I guess.
Later, I heard his phone whistle. It was a happy jaunty little melody. I tried to imitate it. I figured I could sneak up behind Big Dawg one day and do the sound... maybe he'd grab for his phone and hilarity would ensue.
It didn't bother me. I imagined throngs of adoring fans, gathered around my cubical and whistling at *me*. I grinned big. This was great!
In in the distance I could hear Impervious growling. "Why won't it STOP?!?" It just made me giggle all the more.
Eventually, Big Dawg came back to his desk. 5 voices shouted "FINALLY!" all at once. Big Dawg was baffled.
He sat down, and Impervious showed up at his desk half a second later. He was still growling. "Dude. Your. Phone."
I walked by, hands raised in the "Rock on!" position. "Dude! Your phone!"
Big Dawg spent the next few minutes finding his volume buttons. :)
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