My Clippers

So, the price of having a barber run some clippers through my hair is to up to 12-15 dollars. And I learned that this...



... was only twenty. So I got a new toy!



This thing is pretty nice. The blade guards are even color-coded so they can double as Monopoly playing pieces. Thimble, you have been replaced!



But the best part was this nifty little Easter Egg I found in the instructions. When trimming the hair around my ears, the instructions explicitly state:



"Avoid Poking Eyes"

Well, there goes *my* evening. I was planning on a grievous self-inflicted eye injury, but I guess I'll have to settle for a board game.

Honey! Get the Monopoly game out! Forget the race-car, this time I'm the Purple #3!