As You Poop

This will be my only post this week. I'll probably blame the lack of posts on Spring Break. It's not true, but that's OK. In any case, here's a conversation I had recently with iCanSpell... Poop jokes and Princess Bride quotes! You're welcome.

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iCanSpell: So I have seen some really weird baby products

iCanSpell: but

iCanSpell: http://www.fridababy.com/shop/windi-for-gas-relief/

Jeff: ...

Jeff: I ... I have no response to that.

iCanSpell: Woohoo!

iCanSpell: I wonder if they make adult sizes

iCanSpell: Also, I can't imagine any actual parents thinking this is a good idea

Jeff: There's no question to which the answer is, "tube up my baby's hinder!", that does not in some way contain the phrase, "qualified trained medical professionals".

iCanSpell: Now I'm imagining coining the phrase "You're as useful as a tube up my baby's hinder"

iCanSpell: Also, it seems like gas is not the only thing that comes from that particular region

iCanSpell: it seems like this might just be a poop gun in disguise

Jeff: Like a Potato Canon except with more EWWWWW.

iCanSpell: I imagine that little end serves to concentrate and accelerate any emissions

iCanSpell: They did mention the whistling noise that one might hear

iCanSpell: I think it might be like the Fire Swamp in the Princess Bride

iCanSpell: If you hear the whistle, duck and cover

Jeff: "And there's the POUS's."
"Poops of Unusual Size? I don't think they exist."
[whistle.... splat]

iCanSpell: I almost choked

Jeff: :)

Jeff: Excellent.