Licence To Kill

OoRah got his hunting licence (watch out, Coyotes!).

He happily showed it to me and grinned. "I have a license to kill."

Big Dawg chimed in. "I have a license to resist."

Gah! They can't resist me!

It was my turn. "I have a license to be irresistible." I followed this up with a "check me out" hand wave and a suggestive eyebrow waggle.

There was a long pause. Then, Big Dawg gave up. "I need to purge that from my memory forever."

As he hurried away, OoRah and I could hear retching noises.

But I *am* irresistible, aren't I?