Free Fries

You cannot have them

A real short one today, just to show how *fun* it can be to work in Cowboy's department...

Cowboy got a new hire, a nickname-less (so far) lady. He was introducing her around the office and said, "Show your badge down at Arby's and you get free french fries."

There was a brief hopeful slightly-disbelieving moment. "Really?..."

Don't taze me, bro!

Cowboy grinned. "No. Not really."

I prefer Golfer's bit of Badge Wisdom that he shared when I was hired. "Show your badge at the front desk and you won't get tazed." Much more practical.