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Wednesday, 21 November 2012

Dramatic Pause... In Your... Sentences!

Posted on 06:30 by Unknown
Big Dawg came to ask me a question. He did something he usually doesn't do... a Shatner impersonation.



He'd get 2 or 3 words into his question and then trail off. Naturally, I filled the conversational gaps.

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Big Dawg: Could you...?

Jeff: No. Yes! Maybe.

Big Dawg: Would you...?

Jeff: Usually.

Big Dawg: Will you...?

Jeff: Never.

Big Dawg: Well... I...

Jeff: I'm so glad we had this talk.

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Eventually he wandered away. I'm still not sure what he wanted.
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