Better Watch Out

Santa is not impressed
Naughty: Jeff
Nice: Carrot Top
Santa found your stash of "the good stuff"

Sung to the tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town." Lyrics by Jeff.


Oh, you'd better watch out
You know you can't hide
Santa can find you morning or night
Santa Claus is judging you all


He's got a big list
And to my surprise
Written under "nice" is only one guy
Santa Claus is judging you all


He TiVo's when you're sleeping
He'll watch that stuff all day
He's got a key to your front door
And he will not go away


Oh, you'd better watch out
You know you can't hide
Santa can find you morning or night
Santa Claus is judging you all!


Sleep lightly, friends. :)