Police Blotter

... in the name of love

Disco fever

TPS Cover Sheet? What's this for?...

I eat lawbreakers!

The police have an interesting job. Sometimes they deal with very dangerous people. Sometimes they deal with donut shops. And sometimes they deal with very, *very* stupid people.

The following all came from the same police report. In other words, these all happened in the same week.

Was it a full moon last week?

Stranger! Stranger! (mamma said don't talk to strangers)

4:48 p.m. — [address omitted] Caller said strange people were knocking on her door. Advised that the “strange people” were, in fact, the police. Handled.

Flashy (bright lights, big city)

2:25 a.m. — [address omitted] Officers responded to report of vehicle with flashing lights. It was Cox Communications. Handled.

Rx Litter (also, there's a lot of dirt and rocks down there)

8:44 p.m. [address omitted] Officers responded to complaint of pills on the ground. Handled. They appear to be vitamins. Given to medics for disposal.

Cruisin' (just what the doctor ordered)

5:07 p.m. [address omitted] Complaint of driver of truck allegedly drinking beer while driving. Officers went on-scene. The drink was a Dr. Pepper. Handled.