I'm not sure why the company decided to offer these. We all have low-impact office jobs, so maybe there's been an outbreak of people choking on Twinkie's.
It reminded me of a story I heard about my dad. He may choose to defend his honor if I get too many details wrong, but here goes:When my dad was 10-ish, he and a school buddy took CPR classes. They were very proud of themselves, with a constant stream of bravado flowing between them. "If somebody chokes, *I'm* gonna save them!" "No you won't, 'cause *I'll* save them first!"
It happened that fairly soon after the classes, the family took a day trip and invited dad's little friend to come with them. Dad and his buddy stood in the middle of a big crowd of people, still chattering at each other about all the lives they would save.
A woman in front of them fainted and fell backwards.Dad and his little friend stepped to either side. The woman crashed down between them. They both looked down at her, and then took off running.
I decided not to attend my company's CPR classes. I've heard what responsibility can do to a man.
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